My apartment is not a place for sensuality; it’s a place for repressed sexuality, okay? It’s a place where you order Chinese food, you cuddle and then you fall asleep, too full to have sex.
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Cheated on his girl and came home to this.
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when teachers start lecturing the whole class about how they’re wasting so much of their time, and end up just wasting even more time
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