When bae made you mad but you still wanna fuck
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Every year, unknowingly, we pass the anniversary of our future death.
this post fucked me up
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In which an anonymous voice from the crowd says what we all think.
I WAS STANDING NEXT TO THE PERSON WHO SCREAMED THIS OMG
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so who’s gonna tell all the white people that are against immigration how they got to America
We’re fully aware of how we got here. Most people here are just against illegal and mass immigration, not all immigration.
who’s gonna tell this person
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i love how there is no comments on this everyone just gets the reference
No. No, I don’t get the reference. 300 thousand people have reblogged this without a word, without so much as a tag, because apparently we all get the reference. I fucking don’t. This has passed by my dashboard hundreds of fucking times and nobody ever asks what the fuck it is.
I’m officially terming this post a conspiracy. 300000 people could not just know what this is. You’re all reblogging this to fit in, or because you know it messes with people, or because you’re the fucking Matrix. You’re the Matrix, aren’t you? You’re all a bunch of Mr Smiths living in a world of green code. Well fuck you all and fuck your stupid post. I’m off to save fucking Zion.
Dude it’s from spongebob
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You know you’re an adult when you legitimately get anxiety over spending money on fun things instead of putting it away
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